I dumped her in a construction site with a slit throat.
So now I'm single, ladies. Think about it. I might be dead soon! Think about itttttt.
Look over there, Kelevra has taken to calling me Snegurochka. Uhhh... "snow-something"? The fuck does it mean? Aah, call me what you want, I'm likely going to kill our little Sashura, but I'm sure you're cool with that. Any proxies reading this, bring her in dead or alive, whichever. You might have more luck bringing her in dead. And get back to work, you skiving bastard.
That's all for announcements, I suppose.
Over on aforementioned little girl's blog, I nicknamed Kelevra Mr. Bump on account of his resemblance to Mr. Bump, you know from the Mr Men / Little Miss series. I had a childhood too, you know. So now, since all proxies are required to nickname, I give you a comprehensive list that I shall add to upon request:
Kelevra -- Mr. Bump
Vikady -- Mr. Noisy
pHIL -- Mr. Clever
Veigar -- Mr. Mean
JP -- Mr. Happy
Alexandria -- Little Miss Curious
Med -- Little Miss Brainy