I just received one in the post. It's the one advertised in Fracture's shop. The David Fucking Banks one.
Fuck you pHIL.
WOULD YOU GIVE A GIRL THAT T-SHIRT??? NO??? SO WHY AM I ANY DIFFERENT?
YOU FUCK. FUCK YOU pHIL.
Would you give Alexandria a T-shirt of the sort if I did that to her???
WHY DON'T WE FUCKING FIND OUT, YOU FUCK?
BITCHASS.
Yeaaaah, so a nice fit, quality product, 100% cotton. Very nice soft cotton, too. The dye is good quality as well.
FUCK YOU PHILLIP.
But will it blend?
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I love those videos.
DeleteYou're welcome. And seriously, I do stupid shit while I'm drunk. Since when is that news?
ReplyDeleteBeing drunk doesn't alleviate you of responsibility, unless you give your wine guzzling alter ego a name. Then you can say "wasn' me; blame Tarquin."
DeleteBonus, you can take this as a learning experience. Anyone with a mask and a hoody can send you whatever they want. This time it was a (high quality) shitty T-shirt. Maybe next time it's a bomb- after all, if she dellivered the T-shirt that shows that she didn't check what was in it. You're lucky I'm (nominally) on your side. My advice is the path. Safety from runners guaranteed, and slightly safe once you get the hang of sniffing out others on the path.
ReplyDeleteI saw path and safe in the same vicinity and laughed.
DeleteHave you met the Denizens yet?
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Sadly. And it can be safe enough to stick around for a few hours a day, and that's a few hours of safety. Not to mention you can wander off and nobody will know where you come out. The path is the best thing in the world.
DeleteOh, hooray. You're on my side. Can we be friends now?
DeleteCost you a twenty. After all, it was your idea to order another of those T-shirts, so you can foot half the bill.
DeleteAnd dude, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I'm as close as you have to a friend here, in that I promise not to kill you or try to kill you. Unless you try to kill me first. Which would be difficult, since I've been relieved from working with you for a while.
It's because you aren't such a great leader- at least, most people I spoke to didn't think so. Felt like it was overkill. Also, the issues you have with the path kind of put people off. Guess they'd rather be led by someone like Morningstar. That'd be a clusterfuck.
DeleteWhere have you been stationed? I don't do much leading. I can throw around a little weight, and soon I'm getting my PROMOTION! which will be super cool and I can show more newbies the ropes. The useful ropes.
DeleteAlso, I meant proxies on here - Veigar and suchlike.
As further clarity, I mean killing her family and that noise.
DeleteAll proxies do that. So why do I get flak for it?
Not doing much leading is the problem.
DeleteAs for the proxies here, it's all in how you say it. You can get away with a lot as long as you maintain a veneer of class. Or a sense of humor. That isn't rapemurder centric.
If you don't smokescreen it, you shouldn't be surprised when people take note. I personally think that the higher ups have an image to maintain, and they can't allow common proletariat oiks to get into the upper ranks. So if you don't seem to be 'their sort of chap' than they try to make sure that you don't end up among them. Of course, that's just the chip on my shoulder speaking.
DeleteSure, they can take note.
DeleteI've just never quite had this reaction to terrorising a normal runner before.
But then, I've never seen your exploits broadcast before. And I have been looking pretty hard. I guess you're attracting attention; make of that what you will.
DeleteAlso, can you blame them, getting out of touch with the day to day life of a proxy on the street? I mean, they don't even have to order a runners death- They have people for things like that. So of course they react with distaste when they're confronted with someone who they used to be like. It's only natural to hate oneself.
Of course I blame them. When you start to lead, you can't just fucking forget what it's like and expect to be a decent leader. I remember what it was like to first join, getting used to having sight again, so on and so forth.
DeleteI still see no point in the attention. There have been plenty of internet proxies as tasteless as I that do not get such negative reception.
It's all gone political. It seems Sanna made friends amongst the high up runners. Or at least, the ones the others listen to. So there's a lot of attention on this, and there you are, and now it's all gone to shit and you're the one with the mop.
DeleteTo be honest, I don't really know what people have against you. Well, I get why Sanna's pissed, and her friends, but to be honest the proxies have no real reason. This is just an inconsequential assignment that caught the public eye, I guess. So you're going to need everyone you can get loyal to you, because this is going to blow up, I reckon.
Ah yes, a few runners like the girl, I forget which ones.
DeleteI'll light the fuse tonight, shall I?
Careful it don't blow up in your face. I'll be there.
DeleteIf it does, I know I have served a purpose.
DeleteKeep your wits about you, kid.
I always do. But thanks. I'll watch your back. Bad feeling.
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