I am so taking this blog.
It's not a felony to take a dead man's blog or anything, izzit? I'll make my own account soon, though, okayz?
We were after Snowblower for a while, guess Sanna did us a favour.
Ish. Kill-stealing bitch! Oh well, I love her anyway. I've been watching her for longer than she would know.
Ask me anything you want. I'll answer it.
~Not Snowblind
Who do you serve?
ReplyDeleteGood question! I like that question! I like being sort of interviewed like this, it makes me feel quite important and stuff which I guess is why I chose the colour purple. It's royal and all that.
DeleteOkayz, so I was a Maenad at first, so my hair and nails grew faster and I was like 'oh, this is cool'. But THEN I started to grow hair on the small of my back and I was like 'Ew. No.' But out of sentiment, I stuck round, and then I found out my master had been killed. Who wants to keep serving something so WEAK? So I hooked up with the Convocation.
~NS
Ha, I knew this blog wasn't dead!
DeleteAnd know that is out of my system; follow-up question for this interview, what is your name/alias? Cuz be honest Not Snowblind is lame.
I have no alias, and I don't want one! My name is already pretty.
DeleteTell ya what. My surname's Halsey. We can use that if you want.
~Halsey
Well, herr doktor, why did you nab this blog? As opposed to making your own, I mean. Seems like extra effort to no real cause.
DeleteI wanted a blog that was already in the limelight!
Delete~Halsey!!!
Fair enough. When you say you were following Sanna, do you mean in person or online?
DeleteNone of the above.
Delete~Halsey
Being a wee bit obtuse, there, aren't you. Care to illuminate me?
DeleteNyah nyah na nyaaah nyaaaaah.
Delete~Halsey
And I thought nests were meant to be nice!
DeleteWell I didn't, but you can't blame a guy for being optimistic...
I'm one of the nicer ones...!
DeleteYou know Sanna as well, then???? Am I right in thinking that gal went a bit off the rails???? I'd read through that blog.
But it's so... l o o o o o o o o n g.
I take it you're a proxy??? Hhhaaaaa, I EAT you guys for breakfast!!!!!!!
~Halsey
That is, EAT is in nom nom nom. Not EAT as in that puddle of Sim's piss they call a FEAR.
DeleteYeah, I follow her blog. Wouldn't say she's off the rails as such, though. Worth reading through, if you've got the time.
DeleteAlso, yo eat us for breakfast? What a coincidence! I'd say the same thing about maenads. Not nests though. You know, 'cause there are three of you in England, and two of them are paying us protection money. :)
Well I'm not a cannibal. I only eat birdseed, bread and roadkill these days. Show me a corpse and sure, I'll pick at it.
DeleteBut wholemeal cupcakes are my favourite!!!!!
Really? So you wouldn't eat, like, steak? Not sure if I can get my head around that...
DeleteSo, on an unrelated note, what're you up to? No offence, but the Convocation hasn't been a terribly active force recently. I can only think of one other nest that's actively doing something.
Oh, sure, I'll eat steak, it's just that I'd have to pay for it, and I blow most of my money on hair extensions.
DeleteLately we've been tying up loose ends so we can go on the offensive with regards to this... "war". It looks like fun!!! We want in!!!! At least I do!!!
Loose ends like... Sanna.
~Halsey
Oh dear. I rather like you, so I'm inclined to warn you there is an entire Smörgåsbord of psychopaths who'd be stepping in to prevent that.
DeleteWhy would that even be necessary, if you don't mind me asking? I mean, if you were still a maenad it'd make some sense, but the convocation wasn't involved, far as I know. Or is it personal?
Let me answer that before she fucking sidesteps - it's personal, personal, personal.
DeleteSanzibar you are a bigger buzzkill than Buzz Killington. I can see that much hasn't changed!!!
DeleteWhat he says is true, Maddie. If you go over my blog, you'll see pretty god damn quickly that a lot of ten-steps-ahead people like to make my business, theirs.
DeleteOh here you go with the brooding theatrics, Sannie.
DeleteI'm not going to attack while you're surrounded by military men! But I've got all the time in the world!! Maybe I'll even get you to join!!! And get Lovett to join!!!! And get everyone to join!!!!! No. You all seem so stubborn. And BUZZKILLY.
Buuut if you think I'm just a ditz, you know you are gravely mistaken. I'm no idiot. And you're not the only one with training and psycho friends. I got that shit outta lock, too.
~~Madelyn Arabella Halsey, BITCHES! ;)))
Join who? I'm always interested in reading over job offers. Even if I'm most likely gonna stick with the deal I've got here.
DeleteThe Convocation, of course!
DeleteNo deal. For starters, I'm not gonna just quit being a proxy, and being a nest doesn't seem like my style. Prefer to be able to afford steak.
DeleteI never said I couldn't afford steak. I just CHOOSE to spend it on hair extensions. A lot of them. All different colours! And zebra crossing ones.
DeleteYou needn't worry! I'm not going after you. Just Sanna.
That's all well and good, but as a proxy I'm making ungodly amounts of money, off a couple good investments and my salary. unless you're spending thousands of pounds on hair extensions, in which case I think you have the most odd addiction here.
DeleteAlso, you know, the thought of having birdies living inside me is a bit squick. Not to mention I have no intention of helping to kill Sanna.
Well, there's also make up and clothes. You can't look hot for nothing!!!!
DeleteIt's not that bad. You barely feel it. Just an occasional craving for birdseed. As for killing Sanna, why the hell not? I mean, a lot of torment would come before that. Stilllll. Come oooon.
Nah. She's a friend of mine, and I have no real reason to want to kill her. As for appearances, wouldn't the entire 'covered in scars/ occasionally vomits birds' thing kinda make that difficult? Whereas being a proxy means I only need to wear a set of sunglasses to pass as a regular guy.
DeleteShe's a friend of mine, too! Excuses excuses.
DeleteI don't slash all over my body, you know!!!
Yeah, but the optimum use of your powers does involve self-harming. Or vomiting birds. I'm not so comfortable with that.
DeleteAlso, you have yet to give me a reason to join you. Why would it be in my best interests to become a nest or kill Sanna?
I slash. I don't even feel it anymore.
Delete1) Power!!!
2) Easier to keep watch!!!
3) You won't feel pain!!!
4) When someone hurts you, just birds will come out and fuck their shit up!!!
As for killing Sanna, well, if all those psychos you mentioned are fond of her, killing her sends a clear message. That they cannot protect her, and they won't be able to protect themselves. ALL those psychos will STOP and STARE as your BLADE DRIPS with her BLOOD. And they will KNOW you.
I already piss off psychopaths with worrying ease. As for the other reasons;
Delete1)I don't need more power. I already have contacts in half the fears' servants, playing turncoat would probably make at least part of that null.
2)There are these weird devices, they're called CCTV cameras. You don't have to cut yourself to use them.
3)Pain is how you know you're alive. Not to mention that without pain, it becomes difficult to gauge how hurt you are.
4)When people hurt me, they tend to get stabbed, tazed, maced and/or burned. Not sure if birds can really compete.
Still, it's an interesting offer. Here's my counter-offer;
You mentioned wanting in on this war. I can send you the location of a runner base, and you can see things first-hand. Won't cost you a thing.
See what first hand?
DeleteThe war. The fight between the runners, the servants, the other servants, and passing cats.
DeleteOh, OK.
DeleteI'll take down the runner base, sure thing.
Awesome, I'll email the location. Pleasure doing business with you.
DeleteDING DING DING!!!!!
ReplyDeleteA GAZILLION POINTS TO PHIL!